If I were a ...

Who am I? Just for Fun!
If I were a...

I saw this on The Black Sheep Dances' blog and thought it was wonderfully funny. So here are my answers....

If I were a month, I'd be May.
If I were a day, I’d be Sunday.
If I were a time of day, I'd be 11:11.
If I were a font, I'd be Lucinda.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be a dolphin!
If I were a direction, I'd be South.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a Victorian chaise.
If I were a liquid, I’d be crystal clear water.
If I were a gemstone, I'd be a sapphire.
If I were a tree, I'd be a magnolia.
If I were a tool, I’d be a hammer.
If I were a flower, I'd be a tulip.
If I were an element of weather, I'd be rainstorm.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a guitar.
If I were a color, I'd be purple.
if i were an emotion, I'd be sweetness.
If I were a fruit, I'd be a cherry.
If I were a sound, I'd be a whisper.
If I were an element, I'd be water.
If I were a car, I'd be a Camaro.
If I were a food, I'd be cream.
If I were a place, I'd be the beach.
If I were material, I'd be brushed cotton.
If i were a taste, I'd be salty.
If I were a scent, I'd be confederate jasmine.
If I were a body part, I'd be feet.
If I were a song, I'd be Imagine.
If I were a bird, I'd be a canary.
If I were a gift, I'd be a book.
If I were a city, I'd be Bratislava.
If I were a door, I'd be open.
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be barefoot.
If I were a poem, I'd be any Neruda poem.

What are you?

Unconscious Mutterings

Luna Nina's weekly free association game:

1. Fresh air :: springtime outside



2. Bodyguard :: Whitney



3. Wedding :: Bells



4. Remind :: me what I was going to do



5. Wicked :: Stepmother



6. Crawling :: on my knees



7. Gasoline :: oil spill



8. Anyone :: listening out there



9. Dancing :: in the Dark



10. Wall :: All in all, just another brick in the ...

Unconscious Mutterings

Free associations are part of a fun game - link back to LunaNina to read all of the responses this week!

1. Resolutions :: New Year's failure


2. Page :: Boy


3. Narrow :: roads


4. Refuse :: me


5. Fountain :: three pennies


6. Grunt :: groan


7. Construct :: marriage


8. Nightmare :: bridge


9. Inch :: by inch


10. Instant :: gratification

Thanks to LunaNina

1. 365 :: days in the year


2. Tombstone :: Territory


3. Dumb :: and dumber


4. Intrusive :: in my face


5. Fat :: as a pig


6. Axe :: murderer


7. Planned :: pregnancy


8. Spike :: volleyball


9. Bleach :: blonde


10. Shopkeeper :: on main street

Thanks to LunaNina